Saturday, September 6, 2008

Golf Handicap. Baseball Bat Handicapped.

This guy goes into this Dallas 7-11 about 2 a.m. Wednesday with a baseball bat. And a knife. He uses the bat to hit the cash register until it opens. Does he steal any money? Nope. Instead he maneuvers around the customers to take 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink. What? No one would chase him? No one would tip him over? In this day of cellphones, no customer could at least tail him until police arrived? He remains on the run. Er, on the roll.

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