Sunday, November 16, 2008

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

When You Care Enough To Ask The Very Best

When the words just don't come out of your mouth. She knows what you're wanting to ask. You know her answer. Just open this bottle of wine. Perhaps then you can whisper to her those three little words: "Let's try it"

Available at Wal-Mart and other fine vintners.

Happy 38th Birthday White Trash

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

The Radio Only Plays "Texas Fight"

Yes, he bleeds orange. He likes his toast burnt. The eyes of Texas are upon him. He's a true fan all the live long day. He loves to fish so he can hook 'em. Scott Wilson is one hell of a fan.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster it's over

Obama won. yay. Now on to four more years of a popular, likeable prez that doesn't solve any problems.

At least Chris Turner will stop sending me mail everyday about what a douche Bill Zedler is.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Halloween Earthquake Hits Dallas Area

Thousands dead! Millions homeless! "It's the wrath of God" local clergy proclaim. Jerry Jones says the Cowboys game will be played as scheduled. Full story here.