It may take an act of God to sell your house in today's market. Or it may take St. Joseph. Some believe it helps to sell your house by burying a statue of St. Joe near the For Sale sign. And don't forget to bury it upside down, though I haven't quite figured that part out. And if you can't find a St. Joe at your neighborhood 99¢ store, just go to stjosephstatue.com.
Expect a miracle.