It's 1998 and President Clinton arrives in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. The marine guard salutes him sharply. Clinton smiles and says, "I'd like to salute back, son, but as you can see my hands are full."
"Yes sir!" says the marine. "Mighty fine pigs, sir!"
Clinton replies, "These aren't just ordinary pigs, son; they're pure Arkansas razorbacks."
"Yes sir!" says the marine. "Mighty fine razorbacks, sir!"
Clinton says, "I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Yes sir!" the marine says again. "Good trade sir!"