Overpaid Stars

Forbes magazine, using a formula of adding the stars' pay from their last three movies divided by the gross income of those three movies, came up with their list of the most overpaid stars:

1. Nicole Kidman
2. Russell Crowe
3. Tom Cruise
4. Jennifer Garner
5. Cameron Diaz
6. Jim Carrey
7. Nicolas Cage
8. Drew Barrymore
9. Will Ferrell
10. Cate Blanchett

Investments In A D-cup

Alternative investments in collectible guitars and Madonna's bustier.

Los Angeles Police Chief William J. Branton

On paparazzi: "If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town and not bothering anybody, thank God; and, evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don't seem to have much of an issue."

Forbes® Hollywood Earnings, 2007

Men:
Will Smith, $80 mil
Johnny Depp, $72
Eddie Murphy, $55
Mike Myers, $55
Leonardo DiCaprio, $45

Women
Cameron Diaz, $50
Keira Knightly, $32
Jenifer Aniston, $27

Sarah Jessica Parker

has had her trademark chin mole removed, sources said. "I'm glad to rid myself of that hideous looking thing," the mole said.