Smiley Face Emoticon Invention

Twenty-six years ago today (1982), Scott Fahlman of Carnegie Mellon University first proposed what has become an annoyance to many receiving computer messages: the horizontal smiley face
:-)

I may never forgive him.

The Corner Gas Station

is now the corner bank.

The Right To Protest

She can protest all she wants. I think I'll have a cheeseburger.

Vladimir The Brave

Don't even start to believe this!

How Many People Have Your Name?

Wow, I'm the only one named Stymie Tapioca!

Texas Vending Machine

Don't call it soda or pop. It's all Coke...unless it's Dr Pepper.

Makes Cents To Me

Stupid commercial.

Now That's Just Rude!

The neighbors.

Athiest's Tombstone

"All dressed up and no place to go."

Dumb Sign On Door

As I walk by an Allstate office I noticed a sign on the door that reads, "Back in 15 minutes." What does that mean? Did they put up the sign 14 minutes ago in which case they'll be back in one minute? If I see the sign again 5 minutes later will it still be another 15 minutes until they return? What if their watch is broken? Does that mean they'll never be back?

Plumbers At Lunch

Job Applicant

Seen at Popeyes: young man applying for a job wearing a T-shirt the size of a small condo, "shorts" that went down to just above his ankles, flip-flops and holding an MP3 player with one earpiece in so he can hear his music and the other earpiece out so he can hear what the manager is saying. He is told, in Spanish, that they would call him. Yeah, right.

When To Be Afraid

You've just entered the aircraft and the capitan is sobbing and saying, "I have nothing to live for." He then enters the cockpit and closes the door.

Bigfoot Found!

Let's see. The plural of mongoose is mongooses, yet the plural of titmouse is titmice. I wonder what the plural of bigfoot is?

38¢ Gasoline

And no one said a thing! Poor guy.

Harvey Levin Of TMZ

And his ever-present sippy cup.

When To Flush

If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, let it drown.

Thought for the day

There is no problem that can't be solved with a box of matches.

Venezuela's Time Zone

Nut-case President Hugo Chavez wants the country's time to be "earlier" than New York City's.

Donald Trump's Hair

One thing to say: hairspray!