Locks On Denny's Doors

The oft asked question is, if Denny's is always open, why are there locks on the doors?

Michael Lasiter of Modesto, CA, had been injecting cocaine and thought he had accidently injected air into his vein, which can lead to death. Believing that if he cut his arm off he would save his life, he ran from his motel room to a nearby Denny's, grabbed a butter knife and started stabbing himself in the bicep. When that didn't work he ran into the kitchen and started using a butcher knife. Police arrived and used a Taser to subdue him. He was taken to a hospital.

Denny's closed for the night to clean up.

DWI

The husband of the possible next vice president got a DWI twenty-two years ago! We must never forget! We must never forgive! We must never vote for McCain/Palin!

Pregnant Pause

The religious right is wrong again.
Presumptive GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin ran for governor of Alaska supporting abstinence-only education in schools. Obviously this means that sex education does not include pregnancy prevention. And Gov. Palin's 17-year-old daughter is five months pregnant.
Obviously from doing what's natural.
When will the Republican Party grow up and call the religious right what they are — the Taliban of America.

The Taliban of America have successfully written into the Republican platform an outright ban on abortion. Exceptions involving cases of rape, incest or when a mother's life would be in danger, supported by John McCain, would not be allowed.

Happy Birthday Sherri

Three things:
Think the world of you;
Wish the world for you;
World of love to you.

And thank you for not laughing too much when I sang "Happy Birthday" this morning.

State Fair Food

What the description says: thick slab of peppery bacon double dipped in batter and deep fried.
What I see: hips.

Aggie Message Board

After the Texas A & M Aggies lost the game Saturday to Arkansas State, a post on TexAgs.com asked if A & M could give itself the NCAA death penalty.

Football Foul

The parachutists landed right on the 35 yard line Saturday carrying the football to be used to start the game. One problem was they were almost 2 hours early. And one problem was that nobody expected them. But the main problem was landed on the field of the Duke University Blue Devils. They were hired to land on the field of the University of North Carolina Tar Heels about 8 miles away.