Saturday, November 1, 2008

Halloween Earthquake Hits Dallas Area

Thousands dead! Millions homeless! "It's the wrath of God" local clergy proclaim. Jerry Jones says the Cowboys game will be played as scheduled. Full story here.

1 comment:

Rotten Arsenal said...

I'm sure the West Coasters in the area are trying hard to suppress laughter at out reaction to this event.

Maybe all this drilling in the area has caused a huge underground cavern to happen and one day, the entire Metroplex will disappear in a sinkhole.